Part 5 - Location, location, location!

Living in a world struck by devastation the temptation to roam and explore will come naturally having no restrictions the inquisitive side of you will be into everything.  Barriers are down and suddenly doors that were previously closed to you are now open wither it be breaking into Alan Shearers house in Darras hall or the changing rooms in F.Y.E.O.

But in these troubled times I have a few places you should avoid:-

Byker:

Self contained strong hold for crazies with only a handful of entrances and even less exits!  A concrete rabbit warren with danger on every corner, that’s what its like now so just imagine what it would be like in world with no rules.  Residents will strip you down to your underpants and don’t count on them not taking them off you as well.

Jesmond Dene:

Take a walk through this inner city preservation and you will find worse things then a flashers dangle berries in the bushes.

Sunderland:

Any Geordie worth their salt shouldn’t be hanging around this hovel anyway if food resources run low in Newcastle I recommend heading further south as you will only find Pot Noodles and jars of chicken paste in the devils land.  An evolution generation of modern man skipped this town so these monkey heeded mackems are already an unsteady race and not to be trusted it already looks like a scene from Planet of the apes as we speak. 

Monkey mackems prepare for a uprising 

Benwell:

If you had to make the decision to head into the thick of the west end to escape a bunch of psychotic undead or stand and fight, id take my chances with the zombies any day even if outnumbered 100 – 1.

Middlesbrough:

If the world we know now is on its arse and its due strange radiation outbreak then im guessing it all started in this northern hideaway.

Natives already have webbed feet and talk funny so it’s been slowly happening for year’s right under our noses.

If Newcastle was to be invaded by some unwanted hosts much like what London looks like now with immigrants then a good stronghold would be advantageous.  What better place to choice then the city’s namesake the Castle Keep this place kept the Jocks at bay hundreds of years ago so a bunch of decaying daft cunts should hold no problem and visitors from another planet will just see it as a crumbling pile of bricks.

Only an idiot would choose something out in the open for example parking your arse in the Pitcher and Piano down the Quayside yes it maybe roomy and with a lovely view of the Tyne but to a staving zombie you just look like food in a greenhouse ready to be eaten.

Map of the north east danger areas