Things are never gong to be the same that’s a fact and you will have to come to terms with things we take for granted now wont be present in a ravaged shell of a former world. I wont state the obvious we will all be aware that food supplies will run low but how do you get through your normal day to day routine without the following:-
· No football
· No Facebook
· No more takeaways
· No taxi service to take you home when pissed
· No more new Newcastle united shirts every season
· No hoppings
· No planes means no more fortnight holidays to Benidorm
· No drugs – you could try growing a bit weed
· No metros to coast on sunny days to Cullercoates
· No hairdressers/barbers
· No hot showers - cheesy cocks and fishy fannies!!!
· No nightclubs or bars open anymore
· Lack of women means excessive masturbation for thrills
Some of the plus sides on the other hand if modern civilization is wiped out would be…
· No mackems
· Any house or car you could possibly want
· No more chick flick or Harry Potter films
· No football means never seeing your team lose again
· No monthly bills
· Not having to get up for work in the mornings
· You get to kill people and not go to prison
· No more having to ring Indian call centres
· Can’t get accused of shagging about off your lass and there isn’t anyone else to shag!
· Don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays
· Malnutrition will give you that slimmer body you have worked your arse off at the gym for all these years
· If attacked by aliens that question of “Is there life on other planets?” has just been answered for you
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